If you give your 1-year old your phone to entertain him while you steal that 8-minute shower you truly deserve, make no mistake: he WILL take naked pictures of you through the glass shower doors. You will not know this because during that 8 minutes, he was not screaming, climbing into the sink or toilet, or throwing anything at you. So you, honestly, did not know or care what he was doing with your phone. Delete my apps? Call Daddy at work? Fast forward two days later.
Here's What Happens When You Accidentally Sext Your Girlfriend's Mom
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Each day brings us a new chance at humiliation through accidents made through technology and social media. Accidentally hitting the "share to Facebook" button on Pornhub, pocket dialing your boss while you're in the bathroom, sending a dirty word to your mom because of Autocorrect, accidentally tweeting a vagina plane from your work account instead of personal, and on and on. But there's one thing so awful, so terrible, that most of us would never be able to recover emotionally: accidentally sexting your significant other's parents. Mike Dempster of Washington state and a friend of mine did this and lived to tell the tale, so we interviewed him to find out what it's like to feel the worst feeling on Earth. Mike Dempster: My girlfriend and I live miles away, and we see each other every other weekend — I fly there once a month, and she flies here once a month, at two week intervals.
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